UNFORTUNATE HEADLINE IN LOCAL PRESS #1

We were all thrilled to have this splendid action shot of Ian and Malcolm mid flow in the local newspaper. For some reason however the journalist decided to title the piece 'Village gets a rude awakening'.

UNFORTUNATE HEADLINE IN LOCAL PRESS #2

We were all again thrilled to have our mugshots staring intelligently and if we may say so rather handsomely in the pages of the local paper with the small inoffensive headline 'Merry making morris men'. However the article was rather dominated by an unfortunate and rather grim headline above....have the press got it in for us?